🐿️ Squirrel Stories 🐿️

Real or fake? (data from The Squirrel Census)
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One of these stories is written by a real-world squirrel sighter. The other is written by ChatGPT. Choose the fake squirrel story:

The walking path on the east side of the Great Lawn was very busy and a lot of dogs were off leash. We saw two squirrels – both under nut-producing trees in the Great Lawn. Dogs would come to the fence surrounding the Lawn to watch them forage. They were far enough away to be unbothered by the voyeuristic dogs! The Race for the Cure March was also going on on 5th Avenue and producing a lot of ambient background noise/chanting. Probably too far away to spook the squirrels, though.

Street performers break into an upbeat number. Squirrel #11, with the off-centered stripe, executes a flawless tree-jump. Leaves rustle, applause follows. City park's got talent, indeed.