🐿️ Squirrel Stories 🐿️

Real or fake? (data from The Squirrel Census)
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One of these stories is written by a real-world squirrel sighter. The other is written by ChatGPT. Choose the fake squirrel story:

Had quite the surprise during my morning jog today. Rounded the corner and what do I find in the middle of the path? A squirrel, just sprawled out, basking in the sun without a care in the world. It's like this guy thought he was on holiday or something. Had a red bandana and was nibbling on a corn cob. Seriously, a corn cob! Took a photo for proof because frankly, you just can’t make this stuff up.

Squirrels #1 through #4 being fed by tourists.