🐿️ Squirrel Stories 🐿️

Real or fake? (data from The Squirrel Census)
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One of these stories is written by a real-world squirrel sighter. The other is written by ChatGPT. Choose the fake squirrel story:

A pack of bikers was hanging around for a while/lots of cars on the street/people at benches. Very sad at lack of squirrel friends. A pack of bikers was hanging around for a while/lots of cars on the street/people at benches. Very sad at lack of squirrel friends.

No exterminator needed thanks to our resident squirrel, hereby dubbed 'Terminator'. Spotted him chasing off a rat today. Might invest in some nuts as a thank you.