🐿️ Squirrel Stories 🐿️

Real or fake? (data from The Squirrel Census)
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One of these stories is written by a real-world squirrel sighter. The other is written by ChatGPT. Choose the fake squirrel story:

Squirrel #2 ate an acorn and observed me calmly. After about 3 minuted he/she climbed a tree about 3 feet high and perched upside down on the bark staring into space. Squirrel #3 was rapidly digging a hole. I didn’t spot any nuts.

Sunset's glow warms the park. Squirrel #15, known by his lopsided ear, mischievously steals a pretzel from a distracted street vendor. A chorus of startled pigeons takes flight. The city's wild side lives on.