🐿️ Squirrel Stories 🐿️

Real or fake? (data from The Squirrel Census)
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One of these stories is written by a real-world squirrel sighter. The other is written by ChatGPT. Choose the fake squirrel story:

Lots of acorns on the ground Lots of people walking by (?) [unintelligible word] walk/run A lot of loud music

Today’s highlight? The noticeable absence of our friendly park rodent. The park somehow feels less chaotic.