🐿️ Squirrel Stories 🐿️

Real or fake? (data from The Squirrel Census)
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One of these stories is written by a real-world squirrel sighter. The other is written by ChatGPT. Choose the fake squirrel story:

Hushed whispers among park-goers. A jogger stumbles, laughter ensues. Squirrel #5, identifiable by its sleek tail, scurries across the path and up an oak, out of sight. All in an NYC morning.

The squirrels must be itchy today; I saw them scratching.