🐿️ Squirrel Stories 🐿️

Real or fake? (data from The Squirrel Census)
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One of these stories is written by a real-world squirrel sighter. The other is written by ChatGPT. Choose the fake squirrel story:

Taxi horns blare in the distance. A cyclist fumbles with a bottle of water. Squirrel #9, the one with the rather extravagant whiskers, elegantly performs a tightrope act on a power line. Just another day in the urban circus.

“I don’t know what that is, but don’t be afraid of it.“ – owner's wisdom to dog “Good boy! Great job! You can do it, you’re doing great. I’M doing great.“ – owner coaching dog on running, I think