🐿️ Squirrel Stories 🐿️

Real or fake? (data from The Squirrel Census)
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One of these stories is written by a real-world squirrel sighter. The other is written by ChatGPT. Choose the fake squirrel story:

Scoured the park, armed with birdseed. No squirrel sighting today. Irony at its finest.

Dirt path is fenced off now. Really busy – many people getting off work? Also a dog run nearby; noisy on the transverse side. Squirrels #3 and #4 were tag teaming in a tree — three up top, four lower to ground.